If PH Wins GE 15, I Will Eat CARBOHYDRATES

People. This Saturday 19-11-2022, we go to the polls to vote for our future and the future of our beloved country Malaysia.

All of us must exercise our democratic right to vote. So I hope all of you who are eligible to vote will do so on Saturday. Oh, I am already old, is not an excuse. You may think that whichever way our country is headed is of no concern of yours because you are "old already", then I say you need to look a little further,

You may not be here in 10 years or so BUT think of the future of your children, grandchildren and great grandchildren. Not everyone has the luxury of migrating to another country for a better life. I have many (lucky) relatives who are now residing in Singapore, Australia and New Zealand. Me and many of you are going to be stuck here for the rest of our lives.

Same goes for those of you who are indifferent - ah, whichever way I vote also, THEY always win. I get it. But THEY lost in 2018. And yes, in 2020 THEY came back to power because you-know-who selfishly resigned and those bloody frogs jumped.

So please. Vote. And vote wisely. I am not campaigning for any political party but you know what my sentiments are. I myself am guilty of not voting in the past and the first time I cast my vote was in 2013 and again in 2018. 

Vote for a clean, efficient and capable administration. Vote for a government that will not cheat and steal from you. I have been paying income taxes from the time I started working until now and I do not wish to be robbed again.

You-know-who has been our government like forever and in 2018 we voted in a new government only to have our mandate stolen in 2020. I was so pissed. If you vote for those marauders again, I really have nothing to say to you.

I better not talk too much. Nanti kena tangkap masuk lokap. 

So. If my government of choice wins the 15th General Election, I will eat carbohydrates on Sunday (or the following Monday). Not just a little bit of carbs but full blown carbohydrates.

I will let you vote what carbohydrates I eat, OK?

1. Curry Mee

2. Fried Koay Teow or Wat Tan Hor

3. Wan Tan Mee

4. Kampua Mee

5. Loaded Sandwich or Pizza

6. Nasi Kerabu or any of the nasi-nasi yang sewaktu denganya.

7. Mee Goreng Pedas or any other noodles like ramen, beef noodles etc.

Leave your votes in the comments and if there is no votes or a tie, I will make my own choice. Hah!

What if (horrors!) THEY win again? I will do a BBBE (Bacon Beef Butter and Eggs i.e 100% carnivore) challenge for 30 days and be miserable.

Mari keluar mengundi beramai-ramai! Ayuh Malaysia! Kita Boleh!