Tuesday, 2 May 2017

My Kitchen Horror Story

Yeah, this is about my diabolical steamed chicken. It happened at home a few years ago. I was alone and I had just put a whole chicken into the steamer.

 I was in the dining room when I heard a loud scary sound. I jumped. I watch a lot of horror movies and things like that make me think of those ghoulish things that can happen even before the sun sets. Hah!

I steadied my heart and stepped into the kitchen. I looked at the steamer.

Peekaboo!
The chicken was trying to get out.


Then I opened the cover.


Waaarrrgghhhh!!!!! Is that a sight or what??

So....

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  1. mun2 May 2017 at 18:23

    photo 3 gave me a fright! the nails/claws are so long and sharp! how come you did not give it a pedicure before steaming it? lol!

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 19:56

      LOL! I was quite naive at that time.

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  2. Anonymous2 May 2017 at 18:56

    Eeeeeee...Ghost Chicken!!!! Now why didn't you chop off all the nails? I would chop off the feet and throw them away - nobody eats those claws in the house.

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 19:57

      I was quite inexperienced at the time, did not realize the heat would cause the legs to kick hee..hee...

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  3. Somewhere in Singapore2 May 2017 at 21:01

    Lucky now not lunar 7th month, lol...

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  4. Amelia2 May 2017 at 21:24

    Hi Phong Hong, when steam the chicken either chop off the feet or insert the feet inside the chicken stomach,this way the chicken will not kick the kuali cover. and also trim off the nail. Wah, if 7th month sure get heart palpitation. :))

    Best regards,
    Amelia

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 19:58

      Hi Amelia! Thanks for the tip. I was really scared LOL!

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  5. Sean2 May 2017 at 22:39

    i'm glad you snapped that photo for us to look at ... it definitely brightened up my night, heheh :D

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 19:58

      heh..heh...hope it did not give you nightmares :D

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  6. Lotus3 May 2017 at 00:31

    Muahahahaha, your chicken makes me laugh like mad as the clock strikes 12 midnight!

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 19:58

      LOL! It was scary and funny at the same time.

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  7. Puan Hazel3 May 2017 at 07:54

    Hahaha...

    Pandai dia posing :p

    At first looks scary but then it looks funny... I can't stop laughing LOL

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  8. raihanah3 May 2017 at 08:28

    hihi posing yang menarik ayam tu

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  9. The Experimental Cook3 May 2017 at 09:10

    Got me cracking up!

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  10. The Yum List3 May 2017 at 10:14

    Oh, that is what nightmares are made of!

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 19:59

      The chicken did look the part LOL!

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  11. Reanaclaire3 May 2017 at 11:42

    Oh My! The chicken can do "kung-fu kick!!" LOL..

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  12. Mummydearie3 May 2017 at 13:42

    Whoaaa! Your 'ghostly' chicken makes my heart beats faster than usual. How come it knows how to pose exactly like in the horror movie huh? LOL!

    Look at the claws, scary betullah! Hiding-hiding like that, wallaweyh....scary!

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 20:00

      MD, that is the sort of cook I am hah..hah.. Scared myself over a chicken :D

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  13. contact.ewew3 May 2017 at 14:59

    That's worse than a horror story! OMG, those claws are really scary...and the nails are really disgusting! O_o I always ask the chicken seller to chop off the feet and trim the nails. I usually use it to boil soup only since it can't really be eaten.

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 20:01

      wahahaha!! I was quite naive at the time. These days, I make sure to chop off the feet hee..hee..

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  14. Rose world3 May 2017 at 16:45

    Hahaha! So sorry, I still couldn't stop laughing at the chicken trying to scare you. Lol.

    Luckily I never steam the whole chicken with claws some more. Too big for any of my pots. Lol.

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 20:01

      LOL! It's OK to laugh :) This Sakura chicken comes complete with feet and nails.

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  15. Annie's Journal3 May 2017 at 17:20

    I thought my dream last night was a horror...until I saw your blog post photo today!!..Hope that weight is heavy enough!

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    1. PH3 May 2017 at 20:02

      hah..hah... Yes, it was heavy enough to keep the lid closed.

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  16. cahayahidupku.blogspot.my4 May 2017 at 16:16

    PH.. terkejut CH tengok..
    Dah lah kuku ayam tu elok tercacak lagi..
    Mengapa tak buang..
    CH suka sup kaki ayam..
    Tapi kukunya semua habis dicantas..

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    1. PH4 May 2017 at 17:40

      CH, PH ni kadang2 tak senonoh. Ada ke patut tak dicantas kuku ayam. hah..hah.. Padan muka, terkejut besar lepas tu.

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  17. Nancy Chan4 May 2017 at 21:33

    Ha ha...Phong Hong, thank you for making me laugh so much that my jaws ache! Here I was, reading and scrolling down and suddenly, I was taken aback by the 2 claws with sharp nails. Then I burst out laughing and my hubby thought I have gone crazy! Lol!

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    1. PH7 May 2017 at 17:42

      Nancy, glad I made you laugh hee..hee...

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  18. Choi Yen6 May 2017 at 00:19

    Those claws >_<

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  19. Twilight Man11 May 2017 at 13:24

    OMG! OMG! Muahahahaha! You are voted as the best stand up comedian I ever seen in blogs. Wait for the Oscar Awards coming in your mail.

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    1. PH12 May 2017 at 08:05

      hee..hee..hee... And I dedicate this award to TM... :D

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  20. Unknown11 May 2017 at 19:16

    OH MY GOD!!!!!
    As much as I like whole chicken, that image of the fleshy claws lunging out of the pot is going to be with me for-EVER!

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    1. PH12 May 2017 at 08:05

      hah..hah..hah...that's what nightmares are made of :D

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