Every now and then, some Chinese bloggers who blog in English will suddenly blog in Mandarin for reasons unknown. And I can't read a dang thing. So today, just for the fun of it, I am doing the same thing. Not in Mandarin of course, that's foreign to me. So.
Hari ni biar mek PH berblog dalam bahasa Malaysia pulak. Biar dia rasa! Nak cerita sket. Hari tu kan, mek gemok kite ni berasa lapor. Baru dua jam lepas lunch. Ni hah. Lunch. Bawak bekal dari rumah. Siap dengan sambal tempoyak mak oi. Perrghh!!
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| Gambo lama ni. |
Jam pukul 3 ptg jer dah lapor. Mana boleh? Lunch kan makan pukul 12:30 ptg. Cepat penghadaman mek kita ni. Efisyen gitu. So nok wat guaner?
So mek pun keluar ofis berjalan-jalan ke 99 Speedmart. Cari barang makanan. Lalu terjumpa benda ni.
Kek Chiffon. Classic lak tu. First time mek jamah benda ni. Maklumlah, kita kan baking-membaking kat rumah. Semenjak pandai berchiffon, langsung tak pandang kek chiffon komersial. Tak sedap konon.
Tapi tak per. Perut punya pasal maka mek pun belilah benda ni.
Comey jugok kek ni. Boleh tahan. Tapi rasa macam keras gitu. So mek pun check expiry date.
Amboi! Lambat lagi. Boleh tahan sampai 16-02-2017! Keraguan mula timbul di kepala otak mek. Kalau kek boleh tahan begitu lama, nampak gaya benda ni mesti banyak bahan pengawet, ek?
Kalau kita godek kat rumah, boleh jadi macam ni ke? Licin tanpa rekahan. Boleh ke?
Sori berlori. Mek tak suka. Tidak memenuhi citarasa mek. OK, next!
heh..heh..heh.. Mek pekena roti pandan pulak. Kek chiffon sebijik mana cukup? Dalam satu pek roti ada 6 biji. Betul ke cakap biji? Ke 6 ketul? Dah berkarat BM mek.
Best roti ni. Gebu gebas. Mek suka. Inti pandan kaya tu, kira ok lah. Asal boleh makan dah.
Satu persatu mek bedai. Sedap weh!
So mek pun keluar ofis berjalan-jalan ke 99 Speedmart. Cari barang makanan. Lalu terjumpa benda ni.
Kek Chiffon. Classic lak tu. First time mek jamah benda ni. Maklumlah, kita kan baking-membaking kat rumah. Semenjak pandai berchiffon, langsung tak pandang kek chiffon komersial. Tak sedap konon.
Tapi tak per. Perut punya pasal maka mek pun belilah benda ni.
Comey jugok kek ni. Boleh tahan. Tapi rasa macam keras gitu. So mek pun check expiry date.
Amboi! Lambat lagi. Boleh tahan sampai 16-02-2017! Keraguan mula timbul di kepala otak mek. Kalau kek boleh tahan begitu lama, nampak gaya benda ni mesti banyak bahan pengawet, ek?
Kalau kita godek kat rumah, boleh jadi macam ni ke? Licin tanpa rekahan. Boleh ke?
Sori berlori. Mek tak suka. Tidak memenuhi citarasa mek. OK, next!
heh..heh..heh.. Mek pekena roti pandan pulak. Kek chiffon sebijik mana cukup? Dalam satu pek roti ada 6 biji. Betul ke cakap biji? Ke 6 ketul? Dah berkarat BM mek.
Best roti ni. Gebu gebas. Mek suka. Inti pandan kaya tu, kira ok lah. Asal boleh makan dah.
Satu persatu mek bedai. Sedap weh!
Mek makan sampai tamat riwayat roti berinti pandan kaya. Habis cerita.
Hahahaha...terkekek...I ketawa...pagi2 terus ketawa sendiri!...
ReplyDeleteBoleh tahan juga your bahasa...sebiji sebijan..macam orang melayu cakap!
Bahasa Terengganu eh...hahaha...
hah..hah..tukar selera. Ya, PH orang ganu :)
DeleteHahaha what a special post. So how long was it after eating the hard chiffon cupcake and 6 buns that you feel hungry again?
ReplyDeletehmmm...I had dinner at about 7pm plus hah..hah..
DeleteHahaha. Tak biasa saya baca blog tulis dalam BM. ^^
ReplyDeleteJadi, untuk kali pertama, saya tulis komem dalam BM di sini. Pernah beli chiffon cake tapi anak tak suka. Tak ada rasa mungkin. Yang pandan kek tu, tak pernah nampak brand tu di sini. ^^
P.S. phew. Somehow a bit hard to write in BM. Haha. Btw, I dont read Chinese too. Simple words, can lah.
hah..hah... I have been wanting to do this for a long time.
DeleteLol... Something different today, hehe...
ReplyDeleteThe chiffon and the roti, this round you buy, next round, will be see you bake your own? hehe...
See how my mood. Lately not so heng with baking, don't know why.
DeleteYup, when I see blogs in Mandarin, I'd skip too since I don't understand nor read the language. If in BM, I can understand but it takes a longer time to read. But then this is not the BM we learn in school....this is BM slang, internet BM, East Coast BM (whatever you call it) which is even harder to understand...kekeke! :D I can get the gist of the cerita but not all words I comprehend ;)
ReplyDeleteThe inside of the chiffon cupcake looks white (devoid of egg and butter maybe?) and tasteless. At least the pandan kaya bun looks "green" but with a name like "sweetie", I think it might be too sweet for me! ^_*
LOL! At least you can understand some and not skip this post :D That chiffon cake was dense and the flavoring was so artificial tasting. The bun was good and it was not that sweet.
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ReplyDeletesy baru start minggu lepas bawa bekal ke opis.. berjimat cermat katanya.. hihi.. sedap nya lah roti tu.. perisa pandan memang sedap..
DeleteMinggu depan mungkin tak bawak bekal sebab malas nak masak hah..hah...
DeleteWalau Eh Mak Oi...! Lu cakap guar pun pening kan. Peluh otak mek PH.
ReplyDeleteHari hari lapar, makan manyak oi. Perut buncit letup nanti.
There is only one dark chocolate chiffon that I would buy from the whole shelves that I have tried. It is so soft with little cream inside and heavens!! I forgot the brand.
LOL! Lu manyak kelakar kasi gua kitawa sampai perut mau picah lor!!
DeleteSuka la baca blog mek ni hari ni ;)
ReplyDeletehee..hee...terima kasih...
DeleteSik nyaman kek ya, ada aku beli. (Sarawak Malay) Mei dau nyam kek ya, nu'an kau melei (Melanau)...Sik nyamai kek ya, bisik aku beli (Iban)... LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I am lost >.< Even Sarawak Malay I have problems understanding.
DeleteCurious asking, i see my Malaysia chinese friend, they read/write/speak mandarin, not all chinese in Malaysia learn chinese in school?
ReplyDeleteYes, not all Chinese learn Chinese in schools here.
Deletemek nih....next episode kita goyang ganu deh
ReplyDeletebuleh...gegor kang ganu.
DeleteAmboi, blog mek nih!!! Wish you have a nice day.
ReplyDeleteHey, Angeline! Wish you a happy weekend!
DeletePH, you're good ni malay version..rasa lawak tu sampai..ai gelihati baca n3 ni hahaaa..
ReplyDeleteTerima kasih, Lina. Suka hati PH baca komen ni :)
DeleteKaknoor pun salute pada PH yg pandai berbahasa melayu yg fasih sangat patutlah sbb orang ganu kan
ReplyDeleteMakanan pun dah macam org melayu jugak PH
Tapi bab makan roti yg berjenis2 tu entahlah rasa nya bukan ikut style melayu kot haha jgn marah Mek PH yaaa akak gurau je
Terima kasih, Kak Noor. Ya lah, orang Cina kat ganu fasih berbahasa Melayu. Eh, tak marah lah Kak Noor hee..hee...
Deletei'm trying to imagine your accent if you read this post aloud, and what it would sound like! :D
ReplyDeletep.s. in reference to your previous post, let us know if you ever open a food van ... no kidding ... i will come to tapau a packet or two of nasi campur :D
If I spoke in Malay and you did not see my face, you would think that you are listening to a regular makcik hah..hah...
DeleteOh, I am so flattered by your comment. You will be my VIP customer hee..hee..
Apa Ini Machiam?
ReplyDeleteDid I get it correct?
hah..hah..hah.. you are funny, Libby!
DeleteKek chiffon tu luar nampak cantik, tapi isi mcm agak padat.
ReplyDeleteYa, padat dan tak sedap :(
DeletePandainya mek ini cerita dan berblog dalam bahasa... Bahasa ku ni macam sudah berkarat.. semenjak bersara, apa pun sudah lupa... :)
ReplyDeletehah..hah... tapi masih boleh komen dalam BM. Kira OK lagi lah tu...
DeleteHe he heee... tak kisahlah bahasa apa pun, asalkan difahami walaupun berkarat :D
ReplyDeleteBetul tu!
DeleteHi Phong Hong,
ReplyDeleteGeli hatinya baca blog post ni! Metabolisme mek ni memang selalu overtime! Cepatnya lapar! Kek chifon tu nampak kering aja! Sudah lama juga tak makan roti pandan kaya tu, boleh tahan juga rasanya. Wah, sekali hantam sampai 6 biji bun! Ketawa besar mek buat saya! hahahaha!
Hi Joyce! hah..hah..hah...your comment really cracked me up! Your BM is just as powerful as mine wahahaha!!
DeleteHi Phong Hong, wahaha!. Lovely post, I mean your script not the bun, bun.
ReplyDeletehah..hah... Thank you, Kimmy!
DeleteRasa cam x sama sket ngan loghat utara nih... Satgi lepaih keje, I pi makan, I balik blog bahasa Cina pulak...
ReplyDeleteAla...you blog dalam bahasa Cina aku tak faham. That's my disadvantage :(
DeleteOrang Ganu rupanya! Saya pun tak faham kalau berdialek lebih-lebih. Dialect saya hancur, maklumlah orang Johor takda dialek sangat. Kami banyak ek, ek, ek, ek aje memanjang ^_^
ReplyDeleteSesekali tukar bahasa apa salahnya. Macam kita tengok TV juga. Ada masanya malas nak dengar, baca sub aje. Yang penting, kita tulis, kita faham bahasa sudahlah. Yang tak faham, nak buat macamana. Susah eh nak buat kelas tambahan bahasa pulak nanti ^_^
Bab lapo ni kan Mek PH, memang adakalanya melampau tau. Baru makan, nak makan. Dah makan, nak makan, makan, makan lagi. Tak tahulah bila nak berhenti!
Eh, orang pandai masak, pandai baking, ni semua pun dicheck ya. Kalau saya, I telan saja. Gebus gebas ke tidak, I redha ajelah. Tak kuasa tau nak masuk dapur buat chiffon. Nak masak hari-hari pun malas.
P.S. Dalam gambo lama tu, yg so, so tempting dah tentu-tentulah tempe! Nape ek?
Hi MD! Panjang lebar MD komen ya? heh..heh... Bagus, PH suka. Orang Johor ni keturunan kerabat-kerabat diraja kan? So tak ada dialek. You all cakap bahasa standard. Tak gitu? PH dulu ada kawan baik from JB. Dia selalu tiak ek, ek, ek so PH pun terikut-ikut.
DeletePH ni sawan tempeh. Pantang tengok tempeh. Boleh bedal satu mangkuk.
Haha, I know u r talking me LOL
ReplyDeleteSaya ada sikit tak faham sahaja, hehe.
Sebenarnya saya suka itu texture Massimo chiffon cupcake, lembut sangat~
Eh, not just you lah... just saying in general. Jangan marah heh..heh..
DeleteThis is really fun and I enjoyed reading your post in BM. My BM getting rusty and I have to go slow but I finished reading till the end. Very entertaining. If you start a BM blog, I will be your follower. Ha ha! I haven't tried the chiffon cake nor the bun yet. Have a beautiful day!
ReplyDeleteWell, thanks Nancy LOL! The bun is good but not the cake.
DeleteOh PH pandai menulis dalam Bahasa Melayu jugak. Kadang kala bolehlah berbuat demikian... kek chiffon itu anak saya pun suka makan tapi saya pun ragu ragu jugak kerana expiry date dia itu lama sangat.
ReplyDelete(omg hahahaha my BM is so rusty LOL)
LOL! Your BM is still good lah :)
DeleteOk ... must get my hubby to translate for me ... hee hee!
ReplyDeleteOoops! Sorry! hee..hee..
DeleteOrang Pantai timur walaupun Chinese mmg terer cakap dialek setempatkan.... Bagus tau korang ni!!
ReplyDeleteHahaha...... mek ni kan sama je lebih kurang dengan mek sini tau....kalau makan roti, apa barang makan seketul aje haha....
Kasi settle satu plastik baru senang buang sampahkan PH haha....
Betul tu Hainom. Kalau tutup mata, tak tengok muka, mesti ingatkan PH Melayu. PH kalau makan, mesti perabis punya. Tak boleh tinggal separuh. Macam tak complete gitu. hah..hah...
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