Call me ungrateful. I received this well ahead of my birthday. And so did thousands of September babies who are Maybank card members.
A Birthday Card.
A thing of rarity.
My Exclusive Birthday Gift indeed.
Body Perfect Ladies Beauty & Slimming Haven .... Bah! They are really rubbing it in, aren't they?
The complimentary options for me to choose from.
Diamond Miracle Face Treatment. Yeah, like that would help.
Essential-Balance Lymphatic Drainage Wellness Therapy for Face & Neck. I don't need lymphatic drainage. I need fat drainage.
Same as Option 2 except that this is for Head & Shoulders.
There is no such thing as complimentary. The moment you step in there, they will recommend this and that and you will end up signing up for more sessions and buying products that will supposedly complement your treatments.
Bah! I wish they would just give me some money instead :(
Hey, I am also Maybank card member, has been for years now. I don't remember getting any birthday gifts from them leh!
ReplyDeleteOr maybe I did, but threw them away without closely scrutinizing every time? :/
Hello RG! When you have savings over RM100,000.00 you will receive this exclusive cards! Of course, I never received too.
DeleteRG : You may have thrown them away thinking it was junk mail. In fact it is junk mail! >.<
DeleteTM : I don't have that much in savings pun can get the birthday card :)
DeleteAh so you are also a September baby. I didn't get this from them or maybe I didn't check my mail properly.
ReplyDeleteYou may have thrown them thinking it is junk mail :)
Deletewah! i don't get any birthday stuff from my cimb and hsbc cards ... i guess there's a 1 in 30 chance that today is your birthday ... if so, happy birthday! :D
ReplyDeleteheh..heh..not yet..not yet but thank you anyway, Sean :)
DeleteGive you some money? Fat chance!! Wakakakaka!! :D I think I've also received these complimentary stuff before which I just throw away without reading further. You're right...there's nothing free in this world, the moment you redeem, they'll try to sell you this and that >_<
ReplyDeletehah..hah..and you used the word "fat". Haiz....
DeleteAlamak....I did hor! :D But I know you understand the true meaning of that in this context...haha ;) I believe today's your birthday then.....so, happy birthday dearie! Cheers!
Deletehee..hee.. My birthday is still weeks away but thank you anyway, Kris!
DeleteI agreed. I prefer money. Haha.
ReplyDeleteHappy birthday!
Not yet my birthday but thank you, Rose :)
DeleteHappy Birthday Phong Hong. You are a smart cookie.
ReplyDeleteThank you, Corina! Smart? hee...hee...
DeleteThey will sure pester you to sign this, this, and that if you go...
ReplyDeleteYa lor....
DeleteHappy Birthday Phong Hong...
ReplyDeleteThank you, Sharon. But it is not today.
DeleteHappy Birthday Chef Phong Hong.
ReplyDelete...
Hey, you are not fat and ugly! Sue them! Sue them!
Thank you, TM! No money to sue lah. hah...hah...
DeleteTotally agree.
ReplyDeleteThe girls at the centre will sure hard sell their packages later.
An advance happy birthday wish to you. :)
Thank you! Thank you!
DeleteDid you read about the guy who lost thousands? He had a Maybank2U card...
ReplyDeletehttp://thebuzzmania.fr/man-lost-rm11000-after-maybank-account-was-hacked-tells-malaysians-to-beware
Ah well! Like they say, it's the thought that counts. At least, they remember your birthday! Hehehehehe!!!!
They want to make money out of me. Hmmphh!
DeleteNothing is free. In fact they are hoping to make money out of you once you step into their saloon.
ReplyDeleteThat's right. They don't know how stingy I am LOL!
DeleteI got the same from Maybank... discarded it right away. Useless indeed, fully agreed with you!
ReplyDeleteHigh 5 Lily! Wish they would give us something more useful.
Deletehahaha... i kena also but i didnt utilise .
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday Phong Hong
Thank you!
DeleteHi Phong Hong, nothing is free lah. All this are marketing tactics, tied up with credit card. After the free session they will buzz you like big bumble bee. hahaha.....
ReplyDeleteBest regards,
Amelia
Hi Amelia! You are right. Best to chuck it aside :)
DeleteI would use it if they give it:) you only live once!
ReplyDeletehah..hah...you can have mine :)
DeleteActually I also very afraid of all these complimentary stuff, it is a gimmick, once you are there, they try to psycho and hard sell you more stuff, I hate it
ReplyDeleteYah, that's why this is no good hah..hah...
DeleteHey, at least they wish you Happy Birthday every year! I never receive a H before also!! Lol... By the way, Happy Birthday, PH!!
ReplyDeletehah..hah...thank you Claire!
DeleteThis is better at least the treatment is totally FOC. I have received some birthday gifts which need you to spend a certain amount of $ to redeem the so called birthday gift >_<
ReplyDeleteI suppose so hah..hah..
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