Thursday, 27 March 2014

My Diet Gone Helter Skelter


My brother did this to me. He brought a box of Krispy Kreme doughnuts to my office. A case of sabotage, brotherly mischief or "let's see if cher can tahan or not" (let's see if big sister can resist or not). 

I looked at the box, I took a peek, I contemplated, ruminated and postulated. Should I give it away? The interns are rather skinny and they need these more than I do. Or shall I give it away to the nice Indon girls who work at the restaurant behind my office? Decisions, decisions. But no, these sugar laden treats came home with me.

Here's a pictorial of how the evening went.


In my kitchen. I stare at you, you stare at me.
Beh tahan liao. [I can't stand it anymore]
Hellooooo.......
Taking a deep breath....mmmm.....that one at the corner got nice pattern.
Half a dozen doughnuts. Eeny meeny miny moe......
One down five to go. 
Mmmmphh....nice! I'll have another one.
I'm still hungry. One more. Just one more.
Last one, last one. I'll keep these two for breakfast.
One for the road. I'll save the last one for breakfast.
I'll have my breakfast now. 
Kau tim sai. Suma pun moe chor. [Finito. No more] Uuurrrrppssssss......

Postscript : That evening I suffered from legs cramps and had my sleep interrupted. I swear I will not eat anymore doughnuts. Amen.

51 comments:

  1. OMG, I'm laughing reading your post from the beginning til the end.. I've never laughed so much before.. Your first sentence already buat me ketawa liao - "My brother did this to me".. I was like "did what like so big deal like that".. hahahahaha...

    6 pieces hor, "wa toh mm toh, wa siew mm siew" (not to say too many to be given away, but not to say too little if for own consumption).. If I were you, same, I won't give away.. I mean, 6 pieces only wor, tak cukup for distribution also, unless you cut and divide into 4 portions, and everyone gets some.. But no, sorry, brother buy wor, sure take home lor, kan? I like those with fillings in the centre ones (those without holes in the centre).. Imagine the fillings/cream oozing out on your first bite, ooohh la la..

    Wait, interrupted sleep? I once had apples before bedtime, and I had interrupted sleep and a bad dream.. Swore not to have apples anymore before bedtime..

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    1. so Princess Glutton, how many boxes can you wallop at one time?? please impress us~~ :D

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    2. Errr, don't say how many boxes la.. Maybe just say how many pieces.. I think 8 kua.. I have tried finishing all 6.. If add 2 more, I think still ok..

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    3. Louiz, funny ah? Haiyo, I love doughnuts but at the same time I am trying to lose weight. And as you said, brother give, so very sayang to give away. Ans I know I cannot eat just one or two. I have this bad habit when there is food, I have to finish it or else I cannot sit still. I actually prefer to traditional doughnuts without all these toppings. But still, a doughnut is a doughnut. I am sure you can also sapu 6 or maybe more. Didn't know apples can cause bad dreams hah...hah....

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    4. Hey, I think we are so alike la.. Did we separate at birth? Hahaha.. When there's food, I must finish it, then only I'm "kam yuen".. During CNY, hubby bought cartons of Shandy and boxed drinks.. Everyday I take a few, out a few, in a few.. I told hubby "I don't like also, everyday drink a few cans of Shandy, then another few boxes of laici/soya, may
      as well faster finish it lah, then no need to drink, habis cerita".. True also you know.. Once everything habissttttt, then ok, "kam yuen" liao, no need to drink, all no need to drink liao..

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    5. That's why in my house I do not keep any biscuits. kacang or potato chips and snacks. If there is anything like that, they will all "call" my name and I have to eat up until no more. Then only puas hati. But I still have a few bottles of Pop in the fridge. Bought it for my nephew and niece for the previous family gathering. Reason why it is still there is because it is too sweet and it doesn't taste good for me. Luckily.....

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  2. Phong Hong I can't believe it you can finish 6 donuts in no time.lol

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    1. Veronica, I can eat a lot and mean a lot!

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  3. Oh no Phong Hong!!! The donuts were all gone!!!

    Now that they were gone... don't think about them again if not, you will eat more of them soon :p

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    1. Zoe, good advice hah...hah....I swear I won't eat anymore doughnuts at least for the next 6 months hah...hah.....

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  4. Haha.. don't trust the "last one" words..

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    1. Hi Dayang! You are right....the last one will be really last one until all habis!

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  5. I guess you had to let it go once in awhile huh, i remember complimenting you for very good self-restraint, you only ate very little of a delicious looking muffin that you made :))

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    1. This is like letting go of the floodgates! It's all my brother's fault to tempt me like that hah...hah....

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  6. Hahaha, I come too late, no donut for me liao..

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    1. Hee..hee...Sonia, cannot leave me to jaga any doughnuts. All will kaput!

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  7. WAH!!! I AM SHOCKED!!! you can eat 6 donuts at one go, some more those sweet chocolatey loaded fancy type of donuts!! OMG, you simpan simpan for days and months and years, and one shot you let go everything and get them all done!!!

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    1. come to think about it, 6 sugar ring i think i can still tahan.. but 6 of these fancy donuts, errr, i remember when Krispy Kreme first landed in Malaysia in Timesquare, a friend and i went to buy a dozen.. end up, each of us had one and took the remaining 4 home!! haha, even half way eating our only 1 donut already felt very jelak leh, cos too sweet already @_@"

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    2. i actually find Epal Besar nicer because not that sweet, Kompany J also okay lah, and that old-school Donkey Donuts actually suits my taste also, haha.. but this one really too sweet for me lor.. and did you notice the donut fever has already gone, last time all queuing up in front of the shop, now all kena halau out of the shops and occupies stalls at one corner only in shopping malls :D

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    3. what Epal Besar and Co. J? Cannot say the name one meh?

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    4. SK, if there were 10 doughnuts, all 10 will also disappear. I have a big stomach and can compete with our Princess Ribbon. I agree that this is too sweet. I prefer Dunkin Donuts too and I haven't had doughnuts for a very long time. I have not tried Big Apple and the other one you mentioned I am not familiar. Yah, I noticed DD and Big Apple outlet in 1-U is very quiet, no crowds. Seriously, I have to stay away from doughnuts or anything remotely resembling doughnuts for the next few months.

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  8. The last time I had those, somebody bought for me in KL. Didn't get me jumping with my delight. Not crazy about those...

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    1. Arthur, they are not really worth the calories, The old fashioned doughnuts are more to my liking but once in a while I do like something fancy. But no more after this!

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  9. You really had a good appetite for dough nuts! You should have stayed away from the last two and kept them for breakfast....:)

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    1. Hah...hah.....Cheah, you are so right! But I cannot stand having to wait till next morning to demolish the two doughnuts. I just had to eat them or else I can't sit still!

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  10. Hi Phong Hong, I think it's not diet problem. It must be 'boh chiak boh tak' [not worthy to you if you don't eat]. Eat first, belakang kira, hehehe!. Another reason, no children in the house, if there is no chance you can have so many. Anyway, chin chia tak since these doughnuts are so...lovely.

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    1. Kimmy, you are right! After all, we only live once and once in a while we should eat something we like. But I over did it, very "tham chiak" when it comes to doughnuts. But it is all eaten, no need to regret. Very "tat" since my brother gave them to me hee...hee...

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  11. Oh no!! Phong Hong! How could you?! eat all the six doughnuts all by yourself!! should left at least one for me :DDD

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    1. Oh dear, I am so selfish! Hah....hah....

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  12. OMG...LOL...LOL...Phong Hong; you bad girl! You should have invited a few friends to share the best donuts in the whole wide world! (but then...I would have don the same)
    I can't get over the beautiful chocolate glazed ones, we only can get the plain glazed and the fly off the shelves in a couple hours from the supermarket...fresh donuts every day! Will have to google about these chocolate glazed ones; maybe I would have to take a ride over to their factory where they make them!

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    1. Hah...hah...I deserve a spanking don't I, Elisabeth? Don't you have Krispy Kreme at your area? I know there are lots of yummy donuts in the States. But you should stay away from them or you'll end up like me hah...hah.....

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  13. LOL....once I start with something off limits, I lose all will power! You're allowed to have a cheat day...I have a feeling you were back on track the next day!

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  14. Hi Lizzy! I submitted to the donuts and I am now doing penance. No more donuts and yummy treats for at least another 6 months. That is punishment enough and yes, I am getting back on track. Wish me luck!

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  15. don't feel guilty, I am known for being able to demolish a packet of dark chocolate Tim Tams by myself, all 12 biscuits! it happens to the best of us!

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    1. Oh, bungatelang! Thank you! Thank you! Hee..hee...

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  16. Hi Phong Hong,
    You made me smile from the beginning to the end! I actually cannot believe it that you've finished all 6! When it came to the part of the last two pieces, I actually think that you would indeed save it for breakfast! Hahaha! You are so funny! You finished all 6!
    Naughty little "ti-ti"!! He knew that you would love your doughnuts! Hahaha!
    Now, whenever I see a doughnut, I would think of you! :)

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    1. Hi Joyce! That's me - no self restraint at all tsk..tsk...tsk...I have also been known to finish one regular pizza all by myself plus a full bowl of salad. And after all that I have space for ice-cream too. LOL!

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  17. Oh no, Phong Hong.... If I were you, no need you stare at me, I stare at you. No need to reserve for breakfast too as deep down in my heart, I know I would finish all 6 in one go!!!! So, aiyah, why want to torture our mind... and stomach too!... eat if you feel like eating... and Phong Hong, I can really eat too.. I mean A LOT!!! Hi5, piak piak!

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    1. Ivy, you are so supportive hah...hah.....If we have tea together, we must buy two boxes of doughnuts hah..hah....Piak! Piak!

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  18. Haha sorry but your story made me laugh. I loveeeeee Krispy Kreme donuts but have cut down on it. You ate my fav one first! :) Great choice.

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    1. Hi Yen! I like all of them, so I suppose all are my favorites :D

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  19. I love Krispy Kreme doughnuts! Me and my dad once split a box of cheesecake Krispy Kreme doughnuts, and it was one of the best sugar rushes ever :)

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    1. Oh, there is such a thing as cheesecake Krispy Kreme doughtnuts? Cathleen, I must find those hah...hah...

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  20. LOL I can't stop laughing! Forget the diet, its more important to eat donuts.

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    1. Hah..hah....more important to eat donuts. I can't disagree with that, Mich!

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  21. Well, i guess i'm gonna starting with the crusty nuts or almond first because i'ts not that crunch in the next day....
    lovin that you've at least trying to not to toch the doughnuts,
    ps: diet it's actually translated as eat, so you should eat and eat on diet, literrary, LoL

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    1. Hi dentist! Oh, diet means eat? So I did the right thing after all hah...hah....I like the almond one, that's why it was saved for last :)

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  22. Lol...kesian...baling some over here next time *wink wink*

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    1. Ya lah, I forgot about you hee...hee...

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  23. Hi Phong Hong,
    You are so cute! I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing:D
    Eat first and diet later.. :p
    mui

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    1. Hi mui mui! Hee..hee....I eat too much :D

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