Tuesday, 6 September 2016

Useless Birthday Gift


Call me ungrateful. I received this well ahead of my birthday. And so did thousands of September babies who are Maybank card members.

 A Birthday Card.


A thing of rarity. 


My Exclusive Birthday Gift indeed.


Body Perfect Ladies Beauty & Slimming Haven .... Bah! They are really rubbing it in, aren't they?


The complimentary options for me to choose from.


Diamond Miracle Face Treatment. Yeah, like that would help. 


Essential-Balance Lymphatic Drainage Wellness Therapy for Face & Neck. I don't need lymphatic drainage. I need fat drainage.


Same as Option 2 except that this is for Head & Shoulders.

There is no such thing as complimentary. The moment you step in there, they will recommend this and that and you will end up signing up for more sessions and buying products that will supposedly complement your treatments.

Bah! I wish they would just give me some money instead :(
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  1. RealGunners6 September 2016 at 09:24

    Hey, I am also Maybank card member, has been for years now. I don't remember getting any birthday gifts from them leh!

    Or maybe I did, but threw them away without closely scrutinizing every time? :/

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    1. Twilight Man6 September 2016 at 14:31

      Hello RG! When you have savings over RM100,000.00 you will receive this exclusive cards! Of course, I never received too.

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    2. PH6 September 2016 at 19:07

      RG : You may have thrown them away thinking it was junk mail. In fact it is junk mail! >.<

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    3. PH6 September 2016 at 19:08

      TM : I don't have that much in savings pun can get the birthday card :)

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  2. mun6 September 2016 at 10:49

    Ah so you are also a September baby. I didn't get this from them or maybe I didn't check my mail properly.

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:09

      You may have thrown them thinking it is junk mail :)

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  3. Sean6 September 2016 at 11:16

    wah! i don't get any birthday stuff from my cimb and hsbc cards ... i guess there's a 1 in 30 chance that today is your birthday ... if so, happy birthday! :D

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:09

      heh..heh..not yet..not yet but thank you anyway, Sean :)

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  4. contact.ewew6 September 2016 at 11:34

    Give you some money? Fat chance!! Wakakakaka!! :D I think I've also received these complimentary stuff before which I just throw away without reading further. You're right...there's nothing free in this world, the moment you redeem, they'll try to sell you this and that >_<

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:11

      hah..hah..and you used the word "fat". Haiz....

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    2. contact.ewew7 September 2016 at 10:43

      Alamak....I did hor! :D But I know you understand the true meaning of that in this context...haha ;) I believe today's your birthday then.....so, happy birthday dearie! Cheers!

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    3. PH7 September 2016 at 17:36

      hee..hee.. My birthday is still weeks away but thank you anyway, Kris!

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  5. Rose world6 September 2016 at 12:00

    I agreed. I prefer money. Haha.


    Happy birthday!

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:11

      Not yet my birthday but thank you, Rose :)

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  6. Unknown6 September 2016 at 13:39

    Happy Birthday Phong Hong. You are a smart cookie.

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:12

      Thank you, Corina! Smart? hee...hee...

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  7. Somewhere in Singapore6 September 2016 at 13:53

    They will sure pester you to sign this, this, and that if you go...

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  8. Somewhere in Singapore6 September 2016 at 13:53

    Happy Birthday Phong Hong...

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:13

      Thank you, Sharon. But it is not today.

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  9. Twilight Man6 September 2016 at 14:32

    Happy Birthday Chef Phong Hong.


    ...



    Hey, you are not fat and ugly! Sue them! Sue them!

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:13

      Thank you, TM! No money to sue lah. hah...hah...

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  10. lina6 September 2016 at 15:06

    Totally agree.

    The girls at the centre will sure hard sell their packages later.

    An advance happy birthday wish to you. :)

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  11. Anonymous6 September 2016 at 15:36

    Did you read about the guy who lost thousands? He had a Maybank2U card...
    http://thebuzzmania.fr/man-lost-rm11000-after-maybank-account-was-hacked-tells-malaysians-to-beware

    Ah well! Like they say, it's the thought that counts. At least, they remember your birthday! Hehehehehe!!!!

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:14

      They want to make money out of me. Hmmphh!

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  12. Nancy Chan6 September 2016 at 16:24

    Nothing is free. In fact they are hoping to make money out of you once you step into their saloon.

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:14

      That's right. They don't know how stingy I am LOL!

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  13. Unknown6 September 2016 at 16:46

    I got the same from Maybank... discarded it right away. Useless indeed, fully agreed with you!

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    1. PH6 September 2016 at 19:15

      High 5 Lily! Wish they would give us something more useful.

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  14. Small Kucing6 September 2016 at 21:40

    hahaha... i kena also but i didnt utilise .

    Happy Birthday Phong Hong

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  15. Amelia6 September 2016 at 22:39

    Hi Phong Hong, nothing is free lah. All this are marketing tactics, tied up with credit card. After the free session they will buzz you like big bumble bee. hahaha.....

    Best regards,
    Amelia

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    1. PH7 September 2016 at 08:03

      Hi Amelia! You are right. Best to chuck it aside :)

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  16. Ola7 September 2016 at 01:01

    I would use it if they give it:) you only live once!

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  17. Lotus7 September 2016 at 05:29

    Actually I also very afraid of all these complimentary stuff, it is a gimmick, once you are there, they try to psycho and hard sell you more stuff, I hate it

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    1. PH7 September 2016 at 08:04

      Yah, that's why this is no good hah..hah...

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  18. Reanaclaire7 September 2016 at 06:12

    Hey, at least they wish you Happy Birthday every year! I never receive a H before also!! Lol... By the way, Happy Birthday, PH!!

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  19. Choi Yen7 September 2016 at 16:45

    This is better at least the treatment is totally FOC. I have received some birthday gifts which need you to spend a certain amount of $ to redeem the so called birthday gift >_<

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